Home Furnishings Gifts

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

-it's for our little grandson...

'Why does my bed have castors and yours doesn't?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Are you sure we can donate him and keep the couch?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Home depot."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Use your imagination.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'