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Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

-it's for our little grandson...

'Why does my bed have castors and yours doesn't?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Are you sure we can donate him and keep the couch?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Use your imagination.

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Cat Towels

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'He does lack social skills.'