Getting New Home Furnishings T-Shirts

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Fittd shēt

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Den Furniture

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Fumes from furniture

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

DIY.

IKEA Book

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Bath Abbey