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'How much money does it hold?'

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'How did I get talked into buying beanbag furniture?'

'Can I return it if my cat doesn't like it?'

'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'

'Mine!'

A sofa for every budget!

Memory Foam Mattress.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'You're looking for a coffee table? Regular, or decaf?'

"Does it double as a home office?"

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Den Furniture

"There we go! That's not going anywhere!"

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'I'm looking for a coffee table to match this book.'

'Dining table. Seats six people, with square legs.'

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"Yes, well not all Kings are Kingsize!"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

'I just hope you're as eager to go shopping after we get married...'

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

'Nothing, thanks - we've just come in to check under the cushions.'

The domino effect.

"Hi, I want to refurnish my office!"

"How many out of ten? Hello."

"I'll give you £100. No one's going to want it now that my husband's sat in it."