Furniture Buyer T-Shirts

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Fumes from furniture

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

I see

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Ikea for Hippies