Furniture Buyer Gifts

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Fumes from furniture

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Ikea for Hippies