Furniture Hunters Gifts

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Man's best friends."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Ikea for Hippies

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Desk sale

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'