Furniture Collecting Gifts

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

Antique Furniture

Sale! Sale! Sale! All beds 40% slashed off.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Oh look. Thornton - is that one of those wing-and-a-prayer chairs?"

'How come, whenever one of our relatives passes away, we get a new piece of furniture?'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

"It all started with a waterbed!"

We have reason to believe you have an unlicenced sofa...

Inflatable desk with a puncture.

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Reach in and take what you want.'

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Oh actually, that's not a real Eames chair, it's a reproduction."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"You may approach the giant novelty chair."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day