Furniture Collecting Mugs

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

Antique Furniture

Sale! Sale! Sale! All beds 40% slashed off.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Oh look. Thornton - is that one of those wing-and-a-prayer chairs?"

'How come, whenever one of our relatives passes away, we get a new piece of furniture?'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

"It all started with a waterbed!"

We have reason to believe you have an unlicenced sofa...

Inflatable desk with a puncture.

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Reach in and take what you want.'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Oh actually, that's not a real Eames chair, it's a reproduction."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"You may approach the giant novelty chair."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."