Furniture Collector Gifts

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Posh Easter Egg

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.