Quirky Furniture Collector Gifts

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"It all started with a waterbed!"

I'll take it!

"It's comfortable but I feel vulnerable,"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

(Camel paintings)

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Best before 65 million BC.

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."