Quirky Furniture Enthusiast Gifts

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Armchair on Stilts

Cake Free Zone

"Surprise!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

His & hers towels.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Snow globe

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Air Dentistry

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Carnations.

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock