Quirky Furniture Enthusiast Mugs

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Armchair on Stilts

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Surprise!"

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Snow globe

Carnations.

Air Dentistry

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"How?"

Missing sock