Quirky Furniture Lover Mugs

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Swiss Army Couch.

"Surprise!"

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Air Dentistry

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Missing sock

"How?"

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

The Ugly Plant

"Butt cracker"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Red in tooth and claw.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf