Quirky Furniture Lover Pillows

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Swiss Army Couch.

"Surprise!"

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

His & hers towels.

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

Carnations.

Missing sock

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Air Dentistry

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"How?"

"Butt cracker"

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Red in tooth and claw.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

The Ugly Plant

"She always gets the upper bunk."