Quirky Furniture Admirer Pillows

A person sinks into their chair.

Cake Free Zone

"Surprise!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

"How?"

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Shoe house.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

The Ugly Plant

Red in tooth and claw.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency