Quirky Furniture Admirer Pillows

A person sinks into their chair.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Cake Free Zone

"Surprise!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Carnations.

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Missing sock

Shoe house.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Red in tooth and claw.

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

The Ugly Plant

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."