Quirky Furniture Fanatic Pillows

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Cake Free Zone

"Surprise!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Bathroom Fairy

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

His & hers towels.

Man and woman buying furniture.

Rogue elephant

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat