Furniture Fanatic Pillows

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'The ad said Reduced 50% so I bought it. Let's not argue over semantics.'

"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

Annoyingly, he'd hung the mirror upside down.

'We're fully prepared for any relocation plans.'

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'You're making me nervous, stop rocking!'

'How did I get talked into buying beanbag furniture?'

Skeletons in the "California Closet"

'Why assume anyone else wants to sit on your stupid old chair?'

Adjustable beds, not very well adjusted beds.

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Massive Furniture Reductions!

Sofa Sale.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Can I pretend to help?"

'According to our home computer, we should buy some furniture.'

Antique Furniture

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

"And see how my assistant Mr Wilkins demonstrates the bounciness of the ZF-150 Divan."

Men load a sofa into truck while their colleague takes it easy.

'Why don't you get Tommy to help you carry that?' 'He's inside there carrying the clothes.'

"I'm looking for something that will go nicely with this!"

'Now to find a cheap sofa to match.'

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

'She gave me the tools and said 'Enjoy yourself.' Then, when I started building stuff, she left me.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'