Furniturefanatic Pillows

Ye Haul.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Den Furniture

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

The Piano Dreams Of Home