Furniture Fanatic Prints

Vacu-move - discount movers.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'The ad said Reduced 50% so I bought it. Let's not argue over semantics.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

Annoyingly, he'd hung the mirror upside down.

'We're fully prepared for any relocation plans.'

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'How did I get talked into buying beanbag furniture?'

'You're making me nervous, stop rocking!'

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Sofa Sale.

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

Massive Furniture Reductions!

Skeletons in the "California Closet"

Adjustable beds, not very well adjusted beds.

'Why assume anyone else wants to sit on your stupid old chair?'

'Now to find a cheap sofa to match.'

'She gave me the tools and said 'Enjoy yourself.' Then, when I started building stuff, she left me.'

Love Seats.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"I've been told its a large family that's moving in next door"

Men load a sofa into truck while their colleague takes it easy.

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'Why don't you get Tommy to help you carry that?' 'He's inside there carrying the clothes.'

"Can I pretend to help?"

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"And see how my assistant Mr Wilkins demonstrates the bounciness of the ZF-150 Divan."