Furniture Aficionado Prints

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'

'This is our latest in coffee table designs...'

'People are beginning to talk. I told you the love seat was a bad idea.'

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

The Ottoman Empire

'You're looking for a coffee table? Regular, or decaf?'

Furniture...Patty O'Furniture

"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Finally!"

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Sofa Change Machine.

"Because I like it better than the old one."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

"While it's holding our new furniture, we're not paying for storage."

'You're sitting on is chair.'

"Oh, it's a great place to work -- but the ergonomics are crap."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Minimalist Apartment rejects old furniture.

Bedroom Furniture.

"Oh I love a man with a hairy chest."

Termite Navigation.

'You're too soft Keith.'

A chair with crossed legs

'I love what you have done with the place since the divorce.'

The man who got the contract for making the furniture for the top offices of the 'Shard'.

'Dining table. Seats six people, with square legs.'

"Try to open Gramp's chair a little slower, next time, Puddin."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"