Furniture Aficionado Prints

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'

'This is our latest in coffee table designs...'

'People are beginning to talk. I told you the love seat was a bad idea.'

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

The Ottoman Empire

"Finally!"

'You're looking for a coffee table? Regular, or decaf?'

"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Sofa Change Machine.

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Minimalist Apartment rejects old furniture.

Bedroom Furniture.

Termite Navigation.

'You're too soft Keith.'

"Oh I love a man with a hairy chest."

A chair with crossed legs

'You're sitting on is chair.'

'I love what you have done with the place since the divorce.'

"While it's holding our new furniture, we're not paying for storage."

"Oh, it's a great place to work -- but the ergonomics are crap."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'How's the new waterbed? Not bad, but I'm looking for a boyfriend with short toenails.'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

Big horned sheep on rocker with horn rockers.

"Yes, it's about the English Mahogany 72 inch classic executive desk."

Ideas that never caught on: The Periodic Chair Of The Elements.

'Easy Chair.'