Quirky Design Admirer Pillows

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

Frank Gehry's backyard

'Elevator'

Suspect Plumbing

Eye Pod

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Cake Free Zone

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Air Dentistry

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Missing sock

Carnations.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Shoe house.

"Butt cracker"

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Android with a computer print out as a scarf