Quirky Design Admirer Pillows

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

Frank Gehry's backyard

'Elevator'

Suspect Plumbing

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Cake Free Zone

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Air Dentistry

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Carnations.

Missing sock

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Shoe house.

The Ugly Plant

"Butt cracker"

Red in tooth and claw.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks