Quirky Design Enthusiast Pillows

'It's pop-up toast rack.'

Ideas that Failed: The Ring Pull Coffin.

Strange table

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

Football Crazy strip six

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

Air Dentistry

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

Missing sock

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"How?"

'What's wrong with you?'

Watch Your Step

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

The Ugly Plant

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Red in tooth and claw.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"Butt cracker"