Quirky Design Lovers Pillows

Police Box

Ironing contraption.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Great tights!"

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"How?"

Air Dentistry

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Missing sock

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Watch Your Step

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Red in tooth and claw.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Artist, painting graphs.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

The Ugly Plant

"She always gets the upper bunk."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Table Tennis ball-boys

Penny Farthing Tricycle