Quirky Design Lover Pillows

Man from the sign in a men's room.

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"Would you mount the front half of a centaur?"

Bottom House

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

Air Dentistry

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

Drug Store

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Butler Fridge

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Surprise!"

Pastry Hat

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

His & hers towels.

Snapshots in Time

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

The latest in Eyewear.

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Carnations.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Missing sock