Quirky Designer Pillows

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

Perspective Repair

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hats and Food

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

I love the Shard

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Yard Sale

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Pinata Trophies

Texturing the Walls

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables