Quirky Design Aficionado Pillows

Urinals high up on the wall

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Cake Free Zone

Hats and Food

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Bathroom Fairy

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Carnations.

Air Dentistry

Missing sock

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Red in tooth and claw.

The Ugly Plant

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Butt cracker"

"Stop complaining, granite is in."