Quirky Design Appreciator Pillows

The Traditional Board Game Company.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Wagging Dog

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Edward Elgar.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

Carnations.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Air Dentistry

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

Shoe house.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"Butt cracker"

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"It has tremendous possibilities."

Damien Hirst Detail

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

Have you seen this toaster?

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Bottom House