Quirky Furniture Collector T-Shirts

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"It all started with a waterbed!"

I'll take it!

"It's comfortable but I feel vulnerable,"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Piranhaclaus

Raincloud Umbrella

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Surprise!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"