Furniture Collector T-Shirts

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Posh Easter Egg

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.