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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Thank you bubbles

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'You shouldn't have.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

The Boss.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."