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For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Posh Easter Egg

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Ecstatic caravan

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"I wonder what this was for."

"We never talk anymore."