Craft Collector T-Shirts

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Beads 'n' more

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I love these old decorations!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Teddy and friends.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'