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'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Beads 'n' more

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I love these old decorations!"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

ZOO

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Teddy and friends.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"