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Old Glue

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Busy day

Teddy and friends.

"Ok, I found a secure line."