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Old Glue

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Busy day

Teddy and friends.