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'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

Snowmen Around The World...

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The First Printed Bible

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Haunted museum

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Primitve God symbol

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I'll take it."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

"See their cave paintings - all bought in."

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."