Artifacts Collectors Gifts

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Haunted museum

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Primitve God symbol

"I'll take it."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

"See their cave paintings - all bought in."

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."