Historical Artifact Collector Gifts

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The First Printed Bible

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"But I use all of them!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Haunted museum

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Primitve God symbol

Replica Football Merchandise

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"