Ancient Artifacts Collector Gifts

"It's really a shame — you put in all this work, only to have them chintz out on the marketing."

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Haunted museum

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Primitve God symbol

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

First aid and sculpture

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Carbon Dating Agency

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

"I'll take it."

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"