Collecting Ancient Artifacts Gifts

"There I go - still writing 'B.C.' on my checks."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Grandfather Clock

Verbal Orders

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Haunted museum

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Mangle

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"I'll take it."

Antique silver

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Carbon Dating Agency

First aid and sculpture

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

The Wonder Of It All