Collecting Ancient Artifacts Prints

"There I go - still writing 'B.C.' on my checks."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Verbal Orders

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Grandfather Clock

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Haunted museum

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Mangle

"I'll take it."

Antique silver

Carbon Dating Agency

First aid and sculpture

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

'He was an evil king.'