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Haunted museum

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.

Egyptian Football

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Art of Surviving

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Mouse returns home from work.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Golden bubbles

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'