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Haunted museum

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

EU: Behind the scenes.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Egyptian Football

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Art of Surviving

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Mouse returns home from work.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'