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"I got you a gift."

After making landfall, Baldo the Explorer discovers a metal chest packed with precious riches. He flees with all the goods he can carry.

Billy. The Kid.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Guess what? I won again.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Sister Cities

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Fab Four

Fossil bands

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

The Generals medals

'I'll take ten, please.'

Lionel Messi

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Haunted museum

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Travellin' through?"

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."