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"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"You're on a what?!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

The one that got away

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Win - win

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Dad Trophies

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Treasure Island Book.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."