Treasure Map Collector T-Shirts

"Treasure? Ah, matey, no. That just be a map to me cozy sitting box."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Hoxton map.

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

London map drawn from memory.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).