Treasure Map Collector Pillows

"Treasure? Ah, matey, no. That just be a map to me cozy sitting box."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Hoxton map.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

London map drawn from memory.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"I'm here to gets the gold"