Collecting Maps Pillows

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

To Captain John - Top Secret....For your Aye Only.

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

Sexy Forecaster.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Packaging Russian Dolls

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Seagiraffes

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Paul Klee

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

You Are Here

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.