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'I had a cough at the time.'

Mixed Doubles.

Brainstorm in progress.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Over-reaction Man.

'The stuff legends are made of'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"I'll take it."

Hissy-fits for sale.

Money Snowglobe

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

You'll never believe what that house is for.

Moose-stache

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

Vegetarian taxidermy

Mermaid selling titanic souvenirs.

Swiss Army General.

Easter Egg Heads

Instant Cat Vendor

"You rarely see this kind of joy for under ten thousand."

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'Don't make me come in there.'

Garden centre shopper please by 'Satchmo' gnome