Nostalgic Novelty Collector T-Shirts

'Someday, Thelma, Lou, I'll figger out a way to buy you as many of those as you want!'

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Clown on bike.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The original paperless office

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Hay Rides $10

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Jack in the Box

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.