Nostalgic Memento Collector T-Shirts

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Replica Football Merchandise

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

New summer barbie doll.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Werewolf Memories

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Toilet paper calendar

Consequently I have the most photographed backside in the western world.

"We saved all your old diapers."

'Our family is so ugly, we keep the negatives instead of the pictures in the photo album!'

Stephen Collins Foster

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

500th anniversary of Havana

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"