Nostalgic Memento Collector Gifts

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Vannamania

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Replica Football Merchandise

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

New summer barbie doll.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Werewolf Memories

Consequently I have the most photographed backside in the western world.

'Our family is so ugly, we keep the negatives instead of the pictures in the photo album!'

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"We saved all your old diapers."

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

Toilet paper calendar

Stephen Collins Foster

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

See your photo from 2 years ago.

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."